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Monday, 11 February 2013
Comic Commentary on Nigeria 1 - 0 Burkina Faso : The Final Tension for AFCON 2013 TROPHY
Lagos Live - Roasted Chicken, griiled meat, exotic drinks were jamming the mouths of Nigerians sitting closely to their TV boxes, giant screens, gallons of fuel in place and standing-by in order to power generator sets for ensuring maximum power supply!
Joburgh Live-Simultaneously, roaring noise is deafening the spectators right now inside the National Stadium, Joburgh... Well, get set on your mark, don't Go away yet :) !! It's the 3rd would-be Trophy for Nigeria if Burkina-Faso will 'siddon look..8-| :]Y.' 90minutes , kick off!!!!! And now , Let us pray! O:).' Our Eagles who art in AFCON. Victory be thy name,thy trophy come. Thy cup be brought to us, as it is in heaven. Bring us this trophy, our Eagles coach and forgive those who killed Victor Moses' parents, as we forgave those who stole our subsidy funds, and lead us not not into extra time, but deliver us in 90 mins. For thine is the trophy,the title and the reward,as far as 2013 is concerned.. .. ..AMEN!;).'
"Welcome to the Final Showdown tonight as the Super Eagles of Nigeria clashes with the Stallions of Burkina Faso to squable for the Trophy." Shocking indeed as it was very tensed moment up untill 23rd minute when Nigeria decided to redress from all attacking and manouvering through the Stallions' defence.
A near miss by the dangerous Bance who threatened a shot at Enyeama was noticed. Alas! Two seconds TV Commercial waved in: 'The following program ▬▬▬▬▶ Nigeria vs burkina faso contains scenes of Panic & Hypertension, Viewer discretion is strongly advised#:-s =)). If symptoms appear, quickly switch off your tv set. =:) =)). And if symptoms persist, kindly change your Nationality to British, Irish or American. Then you will be neutral .But remain Nigerian if you can. 'High blood pressure no be better disease at all. GBAM!!!=)).' CAUTIOUS VIEWING!! Nigeria 0 : 0 BFA 38mins.
Rocking through the defenders Victor Moses snapped a quick shot just3-metres from the 18 box area.. Oh no!! Blocked and a rebounce captured by Sunday Mba who speedily tapped the ball into a wide angle in the Burkina Faso's net while the goalkeeper stood still. GOAL !!!!! NIG 1 : 0 BFA 40 mins. Sunday Mba got it for Nigeria on the fateful Sunday of the Final. "Blood pressure gauged.. 135 systolic 92 Diastolic. No tension on Nigerian side!!:"
" SCORE LINE?? NIG 1 : 0 BFA Half Time. Blood pressure gauged again.. 120 systolic 85 Diastolic. Normal temperature, pulse rate 75, cool temper. No tension on Nigerian side yet!! Then another TV adverts reads: "But still hold on to your normal,, High? Or Low? please drink some water if low blood pressure is resulted .. Switch off your TV set if u can't control oo o X_X. Family doctors and GP's are out of office watching the match too!! So take care o ;;)". Secon d-halve begun and yet tensed moments continued. At 75 minutes an equaliser was deprived as ...."Seen that super save there by Captain vincent Enyeama? ". What a save! a loud enchantment seized the main bowl of the National Stadium in Johannesburgh as frenzy held everyone watching the match. A voice in " All we are saying!!! Give us more goals!!! Echoing. "Lord all we are praying give us this day!!! Again?" Roared the Nigerian fans. And yet a message from a fan watching the match from London reads " We are playing with fire" Nigeria 1 : 0 Burkina Faso. Still a lone goal at 82minutes. "Blood pumping rate can't be measured now o .. Check your Pulse- fella ..".
Wow! "So many chances and scoring opportunities for the Nigerian Super Eagles and Stallions have equally posed serious threat to level up in this all hot encounter.....Almost over .. In about 60seconds or less now." .. Then the final whistle was blown and Nigeria lifted the Trophy for her 3rd time in the history of the 29th edition African Cup of Nations..Just over now,,,, Congratulations!!!! NIGERIA - THIS BROADCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY KBJOJO MEDIA UK. Follow the writer on twitter @KBJOJO
Lashley Oladigbolu. Thank you for reading (listening/watching?) "Comic Commentary on Nigeria-Burkina Faso : The Final Tension for AFCON 2013 TROPHY"
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